both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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