My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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