Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm really busy with my period
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