we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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