She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just invented taco cereal.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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