the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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