i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Randomize
