Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?