Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win