Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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