And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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