Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're completely useless in the revolution.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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