Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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