the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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