So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.