i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect