Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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