It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize