I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
These tits shall not be calmed
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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