So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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