do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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