holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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