If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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