It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it because I queefed?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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