this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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