So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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