We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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