it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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