is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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