she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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