It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
the raccoons are back...
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