Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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