Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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