Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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