Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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