Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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