i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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