Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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