My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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