i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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