She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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