Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
