I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
handjob tips. give me some.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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