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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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