I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
