just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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