lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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