You can't motorboat a personality
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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