I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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