And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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