I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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