So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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