People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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