dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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