bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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