using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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