Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
