dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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