my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
