this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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