omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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